NLW Uprising 01, RP 2: Press Interview from the End of Nowhere

(Originally written in January 2008)


“Where in the bloody hell am I?” Tori Montgomery asked to nobody in particular for what had to be the third time in the last ten minutes.  She had drawn the short straw and was sent into this…”place” to interview the newest signing of NLW.  Judging from her surroundings, she could see why no one had really wanted to come out this way.  All around her was nothing but bleak, barren land, where even the trees had a difficult time growing.  And yet a person--a wrestler--lived here?  It made her wonder just what type of nutcase would willingly choose to live here.

She came to the top of a small knoll and found herself facing a small cabin, right in the middle of this level ground she was facing.  About twenty feet to the right of the cabin was a barren tree, and twenty feet to the left of the cabin lay a large rock, worn smooth from old age.  “This has to be the place,” she muttered quietly as she descended the backside of the knoll and began to carefully walk towards the cabin.

She had gotten to the door, and was about to knock on it when a voice from her right called out, “I wouldn’t bother; no one is inside.”

Tori froze, her hand still raised in mid-air as she slowly turned her head in the direction of the voice.  What--or rather who--she saw matched the description she was given.  He stood a bit over six feet tall, was rather heavyset, garbed in a plain black T-shirt and black denim jeans.  The thing that set him apart from most everyone else, however, was his hair, expertly dyed to produce a fiery orange color to it.  Her initial examination complete, she spoke aloud as he continued to approach her.  “Mr. Prydor?”

“Call me Phoenix, as everyone else does.”

“OK, then…Phoenix.  I’m Tori Montgomery; I was sent to interview you in regards to your Anarchy X title match in just over a week’s time, among other topics.”

“I see.  Welcome then, to my abode, such as one may see fit to call it.  I would offer my hospitality, but I fear you would find it wanting.”

She paused for a moment, expecting more but then realizing that the syntax he was using was correct.  “I’m willing to take that chance, Phoenix.”

“So be it.  Please, enter and be welcome.”  With that, he moved around her and pushed the door open, ushering Tori inside.  The interior of the place surprised her--there were no furnishings, save an old, battered raincoat in the corner of the open space.  In the opposite corner, she saw what at a quick glance appeared to be a pair of bamboo swords propped against the wall.  She also noticed that there was no floor, per se…the ground substituted as the floor of his cabin.  All of this took a few moments to register before she saw Phoenix walk to one of the walls of the cabin and pull on a log, causing part of the wall to unfold.  Much to her surprise, she found that this could make a seat for a guest to sit on.

As Phoenix settled onto the ground in the nearby corner, Tori situated herself onto the makeshift seat.  A few moments later, she spoke.  “First off, thank you for allowing me to talk to you today.  But I have to ask…how do you live like this?”

“Miss Montgomery, this is not my daily method of living.  Let me purge you of that thought immediately.  I only come here when it is time for me to prepare for a match.  I find it is here, away from the hustle of the urban sprawl, that I prepare best for a match.”

“So…where do you live, anyway?”

“That is for me to know, and to divulge when I choose.  I choose not to at the present time.  Let us say that for the moment, this is my home.”

“OK…so if you come here to prepare for your matches, how do you study your opponents?  It appears to me as if there is no electricity here, so no television, no video players….”

“I come here to physically prepare myself.  Mentally, I am prepared before I come to this place.  This is but the final step.”

“I see.  So what training regimen do you use here?  I am given to understand that you are a technical and submission style wrestler; how can you work on the application of your moves here?”

A low, brief chuckle met this question before Phoenix responded.  “Miss Montgomery… there is more to training than applying moves on an opponent.  After all, how can one apply a move when they are so exhausted they cannot even see clearly?  How can one attempt to keep pace with a quick-moving opponent if they don’t work at it?”

“I…I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you, Phoenix.”

“Miss Montgomery…out here in this stretch of land called the End of Nowhere, there are many areas filled with hilly, rugged terrain that are suitable for cross-country runs.  There is a valley that acts like a wind tunnel on days the wind is blowing the right way.  There are also plenty of stones to be lifted and moved if I need to strengthen my arms and chest.”

“So…you’re telling me that this is your version of a gym, then?”

“If you must call it something so mundane, Miss Montgomery, then yes.”

“So…you mentioned cross-country runs, and rock lifting.  What else do you do here?”

“On windy days, the valley on the south end of this stretch of land provides a wind tunnel to use.  Running against the wind is something else I do to add to my stamina.”

“I see.  And what of those swords in the corner?”

“Swords?”  He looked over at them, and then turned back to Tori.  “Those are merely kendo sticks, Miss Montgomery.  Bamboo swords, or ‘bokken,’ are nearly double the thickness.  No…these are what I suppose you could call my ‘trademark weapons’ should they come into play in a wrestling match.  I prefer to call them my Ugly Sticks, just because the name sounds pleasing to my own ears.”

“But why two?”

“Why not?  I happen to enjoy the concept of dual weaponry.  Why not be unique and use two at a time?  After all, it’s not like many people would know how to properly defend against an offense like that.”

“Speaking of weapons, that brings us to this no-holds-barred Anarchy X title match at NLW’s first Uprising of the year.  You’re going against Annie Alvarez, a former Playboy cover girl and noted model turned wrestler, and also against a person who some say is the clear favorite in this match, Mario Maurako.  Now, I have heard your initial thoughts, the day you signed with NLW.  You’ve had a full day to become acclimated.  Have your thoughts changed?”

“’Have my thoughts changed?’  No, Miss Montgomery, they have not.  I stand by my beliefs.  I am taking nothing for granted in this contest.  I realize that yes, I am the decided underdog, given that I have not wrestled in a major competitive environment in many years.  But this is my opportunity to show the experienced NLW roster that they should not take anyone--whether they know their opponent or not--lightly.”

“I see.  Finally, do you have any parting comments for your upcoming opponents?”

“I suppose I do, Miss Montgomery.  I have learned that Ms. Alvarez is comfortable in these types of matches, and we all know Mr. Maurako thrives in this sort of environment.  But as I said before, if I go down, it’ll be in a blaze of glory.  I will not go quietly into the darkness; I will not submit without great resistance.  Maurako, Alvarez…bring everything that you have.  Bring everything you can borrow.  In Maurako’s case, he better bring anything he can steal, too.  At Uprising, after all of the punishment is handed out, and the final bell sounds, you will find three people who gave their all in that ring.  And of those three, a new legend will indeed be born...it will not be the continuing saga of the model who fought her way to triumph, Annie Alvarez.  It will not be another chapter in the checkered and storied wrestling annals of the over-confident Mario Maurako.

“No…it will be the first chapter in this new legend…MY new legend.  So is it written, so shall it come to be known…and so shall The Phoenix see it done.”

With that, he fell silent.  “Um…Phoenix?  Are you all right?”

“Yes, Miss Montgomery.  Please, leave me be for now.”

“And how do I get out of here?”

“The same way you got in.  It’s only a ten-minute walk from this cabin.”

“I see…thank you.”  Her last two words dripping with sarcasm, Tori stood up and finally walked outside the cabin.  The sun, beginning its’ afternoon descent, was to her back as she turned and went back up the knoll she came from, all the while muttering about what a strange, emotionless person this Phoenix guy turned out to be.

Back inside the cabin, Phoenix took one deep breath and slowly exhaled.  His lone thought summed up how he felt in a nutshell.

‘And so it begins.’

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