NLW Uprising 13, RP 2: The Mother of All Surprises



Residence of William Prydor (Baltimore, Maryland)
July 10, 2008, 6:00 a.m.

It's been two months since our first Legacy title match.  One would think that with all the other matches I have had since then, there would be some things I'd either forgotten or possibly glossed over.  Somehow, somewhere, there would be some sort of trash-talking that I missed.

Hate to burst your bubble, but that is far from the truth.

You see, Draco, I could spout nearly every word you said about me, verbatim.  God complex?  Not here.  Just a habit of putting one's nose to the grindstone, as the expression goes.  I can already tell that you don't believe a word I'm saying.  Even from this distance I can hear your derisive scoffs of laughter.  You think I'm blowing smoke out of my ass, aren't you?

So…proof.  *ahem*

"Hell, my ex-girlfriend already beat your ass. I wore the pants in that relationship so where do you think that leaves you in our match? I would do a nice little formula, but I doubt it would sink in. You look like the uneducated type. Well, the uneducated down syndrome my ma and pa were bruder and sistah type."

Ring any bells?  Yeah, I thought it might.

You see, Draco, there is more to me than what you think you see.  Just like this two out of three falls stipulation.  With the way the rules are crafted for Legacy bouts, I find it next to impossible to think that you can beat me twice in one night.  Once…OK, I will give you that, seeing as it has happened before.  No chance you can do it twice in a night.  For someone who 'looks like the uneducated type,' it seems to me that with one simple challenge I've given myself the advantage in this contest.

Unlike you, though, I will provide a formula.  I'll even dumb it down so anyone--even Jake Steel--can understand it.  It goes something like this:

Snowball's Chance in Hell > Chance of Buffalo Bills finally winning a Super Bowl Chance of Draco retaining his title at Uprising.

...Oh, is that anger I sense coming from you now?  Anger that I talked about His Holiness's favorite football team?

Sorry, Draco, but sometimes the truth hurts like a bitch, doesn't it?

It was still fairly cool as he looked over his backyard at Interstate 95, already busy early on a Thursday morning with people making their commutes to work.  Will knew that later on today, he would be doing the same, heading to the End of Nowhere to see Elyssa after he took care of some business first.

He was going to analyze the match from Uprising 8 in every detail, just to make sure he saw where he went wrong on the first encounter.  Then it would be off to Bone Breakers to fine-tune his game, to make certain that he would be ready for anything come July 20.  That would be followed by endurance conditioning.  It would be then (and only then) that he would go to see Elyssa.  She understood what this meant to him, and what was at stake both professionally and also personally.

Taking a deep breath, he turned to walk inside, heading to his projection room.  The earlier he got started, the earlier he could go see Elyssa.  In his book, that made it worthwhile, and a smile crossed his face as the match footage started.  It was time to get to work.

The End of Nowhere
July 10, 2008, 1:45 p.m.

He was stripped to the waist, tirelessly working in the near one-hundred degree heat as he carried rocks back and forth.  Endurance was something he was going to need for this match; with the possibility of it going to three falls it could well enough be the longest match of his professional career.  It was with that thought in mind that he came to the End of Nowhere to work on his endurance training, knowing that in the end it could possibly come down to simply who was still able to keep going a half-hour into the match.

He had been doing this for well over forty-five minutes when he saw a glint of sunlight off metal closing in on him.  Without pausing, he continued to move rocks as Elyssa pulled up next to him in an electric golf cart he had put in the garage for this purpose.  Finally stopping by putting the last rock on the pile for the fifth time, he turned to Elyssa, gratefully taking the thermos full of lemonade-flavored Gatorade she offered.  "What brings you out here, hon?"

"Was just coming to let you I'm heading to the store for a bit.  I've been feeling a bit ill and need to go get some medicine."

Will nodded as he took another small mouthful of Gatorade, and handed the container back to Elyssa.  "All right, dear.  Be careful out there and I'll see you when you get back, all right?"

She nodded and leaned out to give him a brief peck on the cheek before driving the cart away.  Sighing, Will turned to the west, where he could see the drop-off of the cliff a good half-mile away.  With weary determination moving his body, he began to run to the cliff, figuring to go from there back to the house at the opposite end of the property.  On a good day, this would take him about a half-hour to jog that distance, just over a mile and a quarter.

As he turned to make the long trek to the house, he saw a figure in the distance, near the cave Aph had looked in recently.  It served as a subtle reminder that things were forever changed in his life, and there was no way to return to the carefree life he once had.  With a small shake of his head, he forced that thought aside and concentrated on simply getting back to the house under his own power.

The run back to the house took him about forty minutes, which was not bad at all given all the exertion he had endured.  When he stumbled in the front door, Elyssa still had not returned.  Thinking nothing of it for the time being, Will hopped into the shower and took a quick one to cool off a little and refresh himself before emerging from the guest bathroom.

As he stepped out, he saw Elyssa sitting at the dining room table, staring at something.  He closed in on her and embraced her from behind.  "Elyssa?  Is there a problem?"

She picked up the thing she was staring at--a piece of plastic--and silently handed it to him.  He was confused for a moment until he saw what it was.  Or more accurately, what it said.  The feeling that accompanied that glance was akin to being gobsmacked.

Somewhere in the darkest corner of his mind, he could hear Scott Bakula echo the same sentiment he had on every episode of Quantum Leap that Will ever remembered watching.  Right now, Will was tempted to agree.  For in small, bold blue letters, the future was spelled out for both himself and for Elyssa.  As the letters burned into his mind, he began to wonder what he would have to do to make things right.  For those eight letters said it all:  Pregnant.

And just like an echo of the past, he heard the voice of Bakula in his mind:  Oh, boy.

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